Much as many people believe that birth control causes abortions in spite of what so-called "biology" and "basic knowledge of human reproduction" say, we devoutly believe that erectile dysfunction drugs cause tiny angels to explode. We urge the Administration to stop insurance companies from covering a product that so strongly flies in the face of our religious beliefs.
Please, stop this rampant access to erectile dysfunction pills and STOP THE TINY EXPLOSIONS.
Please. For the angels.