We must delay all posts, tweets, snap chats, etc. of screen shots, memes, headlines, and articles breaking down or summarizing the most recent episode until a reasonable amount of time has passed (48 hours) so our fellow Americans will not be spoiled from the joy that is the Game of Thrones plot twist. The distribution of said spoilers is un-American, and should be stricken from the world with the fervor and tenacity of our 20th Century fight against Polio. It would also make it punishable by law for know-it-all, book readers, who attempt to destroy the sanctity of an unspoiled television watching experience.
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