We the people have for too long been subjected to the fashion atrocity of plaid shirts with striped pants. It clashes so horribly that it should no longer be protected as freedom of speech, as they assault the unassuming eyes of any innocent passerby, causing them deep mental anguish and psychological injury. They also pose a public danger to drivers of motorized vehicles, who may be rendered temporarily blind by the horribleness of someone else's malicious fashion choices.
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