Captain Crunch has boldly defended our breakfasts against the evil Soggies for decades. And all this time he's been doing that under the rank of captain. He deserves to be promoted to admiral and enjoy the fruits of his labor. Join me in supporting this cause. We and the Captain can make it happen!
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