Until we have the technology to harness Jeff Francoeur's wind power from missed swings, having Francoeur fly around in planes to different baseball cities is an unconscionable use of carbon fuels. Also, in the time that Song of Ice and Fire fans use to think about how annoying it is that George R.R. Martin writes one sentence every month, we could have been putting our minds to better use by inventing a new product that would employ millions of Americans, like flying cars or solar-powered hats or butter that's like other butter but totally better.
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