Protect the American people from falling coconuts.

150 people a year are killed by falling coconuts, more dangerous than this 'ebola' ever was. Coconuts are the real villains!
Coconuts have infiltrated our country's boarders. They are welcomed into our homes. People relate them to sunny days at the beach and unchristian-alcholic drinks.
Stop the coconuts! Pressure Obama into cracking down on coconuts! The children aren't safe and he tries to protect a coconut agenda! There are basically no coconut trees in the USA, but that's beside the point! This is about America, about freedom, about a country that our forefathers dreamt of. A country where children would be free to enjoy childhood and not have to fear being hit on the head by a coconut when they went out in the street to play! Guns don't kill people, coconuts do.
#STOPCOCONUTS2014