Mr. President,
Donald Trump is on track to seal the Republican nomination and, in some polls, beat the Democrat nominee in the general election. A Trump presidency would be a disaster for this country and human rights but there's something you can do to stop it.
If there's one thing that Trump supporters hate more than immigrants or logic, Mr. President, it's you. Therefore, I have a three step plan for you to single-handedly stop Donald Trump.
1) Announce that your birth certificate was indeed a fake and that you were actually born in Kenya.
2) Confess that you are in fact, not a Christian but a radical jihadist muslim.
3) Endorse your "hero" Donald Trump as POTUS.
This would soil your reputation, but save our country. If you are indeed a statesman, please take one for the team.