President Obama, we the virtually countless users of the Internet implore you to hear our plight.
Over the course of your administration, members of Congress have been relentless in their endeavors to breach what little security The Internet has left. Under the guise of anti-piracy, Congress wants to give corporations the ability to spy on and even attack individuals over the internet. SOPA, PIPA, CISPA- none of them have been wanted by the people, nor will they ever be wanted by the people. However, Congress members just do not understand this.
Please, usher in the potential new law- TISFAP. Total Internet Security For All People. This blanket law will, in theory, protect the internet by actually barring Congress from making laws that compromise the security of the internet!