Hoot Jintao is a South African Burrier Snow Owl. He has helped to liberate Siberia from continuous anal probing, saved thousands of starving penguins in Antarctica, and resuscitated the prosperous life of the glorious King Rex Lough. Over the past three days, Hoot Jintao has been incarcerated, molested, and has developed a drug addiction sponsored by counter-counter-terrorism forces.
STOP THIS CRUELTY NOW