We, the people of the United States, demand that the President of the United States defend (a) the right of workers to unionize, (b) the states to devise a single-payer, Canadian-style health care system, and (c) provide college education free for all citizens.
If our demands are not met, then you will have to deal with-spread protests. We will not stop until our demands are met. We represent the will of the people -- if you disagree, then consult the relevant polling data from Gallup, Rasmusen, and so forth.
This is your first warning.



