The time has come for us to place common sense restrictions on honey production in the United States. While many people love the delicious taste of honey, what they don't realize is that they are actually causing mass murder.
Each decade, bees cause the deaths of over 530 Americans! That means every decade bees kill more than double the amount of all school shootings... ever. What people refer to as "killer bees" are actually military style assault bees which should be banished from the US.
While some people may call these regulations innefective and irrational, we must still move forward. If there’s even one life that can be saved, then we’ve got an obligation to try. OUTLAW ALL HONEY PRODUCTION TODAY AND BEGIN FUMIGATING ALL BEE HIVES.