President Obama's Hawaiian birth certificate was clearly fake. It seems that not only is Obama not an American but that he is also not a human. His so-called white American and Kenyan African heritages are but lies covering up the fact that Obama is really a shape-shifting Reptilian alien from a distant galactic race seeking to enslave the Earth. If he were in fact a Muslim, that would be a good thing, but he worships his native alien religion's Satan.
We demand that President Obama prove that these accusations are false. Prove that not only was he born in Hawaii, but prove that he is in fact human.
And if these accusations cannot be proven false and it is shown that the President really is an alien illegally living here on this planet, then he is to be immediately imprisoned.