For to long America has gone with-out natural selection, thus allowing idiots to breed with the general population. This creates an unsatisfactory population and breeds tragedy in our communities!
Having Ligers in our towns will help the natural selection process along and make Darwin's life much easier. It will also thin the herd and make it much stronger and help to prevent tragedies along the way.
We petition the Obama Administration to provide these Ligers (Not substitute Tigers or Lions, we want real Ligers) for the purpose of bettering our great country!