For too long now, Americans have needed a symbol that unites the ever-growing chasms in our society. That symbol is the majestic wobbling mountain- a symbol of our hope and prosperity. It was the belief of the forefathers and even Jesus himself that it would be fair and right for all people of all colors to be able to gaze upon, walk on, and nourish themselves on multi-colored mountains of gelatin. This is a belief that has not been even acknowledged by many previous president and shunned aside by the media.
But we cannot rest. Together, we the people will carve out the forefather's dreams. The pre-existing dull, drab, and flavorless mountains will need to be moved. Hopefully, with your help, we can create a better future- a cherry, lime, apple, grape, and orange flavored future.