In providing right wing malcontents and racists a one way ticket to Somalia, we can liberate them from having to pay taxes that fund the public education pharmacists need to fill their perscriptions. We can liberate them from having to subsidize the unreasonable living wages demanded by unionized police officers and firefighters, wages that allow them to live in nice houses instead of sleeping underneath highway overpasses.
Best of all, in Somalia these secessionists will be able to experience incredible levels of excitement and adventure while boating and fishing off the coast of this Libertarian Paradise. We should go out of our way to ensure the US Navy does not in any way interfere or intrude upon their seafaring experiences while they enjoy their freedom.