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PROVIDE EXTRANEOUS SUBSIDIES TO WONKA COMPANY TO INFLUENCE THE RETURN OF GREEN (Lime) PIXIE STIX AND/OR FUNDIP

Created by C.F. on November 29, 2012

The Wonka Candy Company has ceased to offer the Green colored (lime flavored) delicious sugar candy through the medium known as Pixie Stix and FunDip.
The failure to produce the Green Sugar Candy (GSC) has affected citizens across the globe including however not limited to:
Children
Foreign Children
Adults
Foreign Adults
Pregnant Women
Trick-or-Treaters
Drink Makers

If the Obama Administation offers subsidies to the Wonka Company for the GSC to return to the market, people described above will purchase the GSC: Thus improving Commerce.

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