"Leafy" is a creature of humanoid form, resembling of human features, and capable of most human functions. However, God left this creation unfinished. As such, Leafy has no chin. After being brutally savaged by commentators from around the globe, include some major online personalities, he has shut himself inside, due to crippling depression.
We ask that you please consider releasing federal funds, so that he may become a complete human, by taking someone else's chin, and attaching it to the bottom of his face.
Thanks, Obama.