Mr. President: An inconceivable allegation has been made that this Administration has spied against and spitefully slighted the European Union. We, humbly but firmly, request and demand that this Administration of the United States investigate any chance that this report of crime against kindred may be accurate both by an internal and an independent party. Upon the contingency of rueful confirmation of the perfidy in question, We further respectfully request that a full Apology be made with One Billion Euros as a token of the Apology's Sincerity. Furthermore, We implore this Administration to advocate a law to Congress that would make any similar betrayal of the European Union or the Members thereof to be an impeachable offence.



