The people of Detroit and fans of the Detroit Lions respectfully ask that the President do three things. First, Order a drone strike on the Lions defensive backs. Second, the President shall personally punch Mathew Stafford in the head. Third and lastly, the Ford family shall be waterboarded until they sell the team. We ask this in the name of hope for all of those that have been forced to cry every sunday since 1957.
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