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provide Marco Rubio (R-FL) with a larger water bottle, possibly a Nalgene if it can be included in the FY13 budget.

Created by N.A. on February 13, 2013

"The effects of dehydration are numerous, and dehydration is more common than you might think.

The human body is anywhere from 55% to 78% water depending on age, gender and amount of body fat, and water is essential to human life.

Water forms the basis for all fluids in the body, such as blood and digestive juices, and it's the catalyst in all metabolic functions throughout the body. Water removes toxins and waste products from the body, and it carries nutrients to the cells of the body."

The Honorable Senator Marc Rubio from the Great State of Florida is a parched man in dire need of federal assistance. Please provide him with adequate resources to quench his thirst, as constitutionality granted somewhere in the constitution.

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