In recognition of those who are so unhappy with the presidential election results of 2012 that they are willing to turn their back on a country to which they have pledged their allegiance, we the undersigned wish to assign them the official title of "dumbass"
There were many other titles considered, but no other fully conveyed the stupidity and childishness of wishing for an action that would be so harmful to the union and to the state itself in which they live.
Fortunately for all states that have petitions asking for secession the number of dumbasses is so small that no one needs to be worried about it actually happening.. but at the same time the public should be made aware of just how moronic their ideas really are.