provide Putz with a laptop, microphone and mumble that doesn't suck and is unlikely to catch fire.

Putz's Mumble is always failing, resulting in audio artifacts that are painful to listen to. This is distressing to the sensory and mental health of at least 19 other individuals. We would like the Obama administration to provide her with a permanent solution to this dreadful issue by supplying her with a new microphone at a minimum. A new fire retardant laptop would also be amazing as a bonus.