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Provide a secret service detail to protect George R.R. Martin until he completes writing A Song of Ice and Fire

Created by J.T. on April 10, 2014

Whereas we do not yet know if Arya will return to Kings Landing, bringing glorious, murderous revenge to House Lannister,
Whereas we do not yet know if Daenerys will ever step foot in Westeros again,
Whereas we do not yet know if Bran is ever going to do anything interesting, while he sits in that cave in the North,
Whereas we do not yet know if Tyrion finally inherits Casterly Rock,
Whereas we do not yet know if Jaime ever manages to, ahem, visit the Gardens of Tarth,
Whereas we harbor an unrequited desire to read about Circei's carnage-filled death,
Whereas George R.R. Martin is the author of these books and is a Mortal Human, at constant risk of bodily harm,
We, formally request that the White House assign Secret Service protection to Mr. Martin until he finishes writing the the series

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