At 12pm 12/5/2013, a committee met in a small Pennsylvania town. This committe has determined that our bathrooms are unsanitary, unclean, and downright inadequate. It is a violation of people's rights and not everyone can afford to have one in their home.
Personally I do not own a bidet due to my family's aversity to having one, however, I enjoy the freedom of spraying my baby pumpkin buttocks squeaky clean. My grandparents owned one and it was glorious. Ever since I have dreamt of one day having a bidet in any public bathroom I stop in.
Predominantly, the current lack of bidet's is against U.S. Citizen's right to the pursuit of happines. I choose to spray, don't make me wipe.