President Obama,
Did you realize that the bipartisan exploding fist bump that you shared with Mark Kirk (The Daps Explosion heard around the world) was created by none other than fortuitous5?
In 1995, a young fortuitous5 invented the Daps Explosion and popularized it with the high school students of the greater Los Angeles area. Not realizing the heights it would reach he carelessly neglected to collect any evidence that would tie him to the inception of Daps explosion. As could be imagined, fortuitous5's friends and acquaintances are understandably dubious about his lofty claim. If Obama were to officially and publicly validate fortuitous5's claim, perhaps the issue could be put to rest.
Thank you for your time.