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Purchase tickets for secessionists to country of their choosing

Created by A.J. on November 14, 2012

The election is over (well I hear ballot counting is still taking place in Arizona and Allen West is not convinced he has lost in Florida) so let's please accept this and move towards bringing our populace together as a union. If you feel the need to secede from the union, I am respectfully requesting the United States of America purchase a airline (or bus) ticket for you to relocate to a country of your choosing (if they will have you) Remaining relocation expenses will be your responsibility. If you are lucky, all the seccionists will wind up together (what a lovely thought.) We voted and the majority has spoken. Roll with it. Thank you for your attention.

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