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put all gamers into a rocket and shoot it into the sun

Created by E.G. on December 06, 2014

I think the events of the past few months speak for themselves, but in case they don't: gamers have demonstrated they are a virulent hate group and a general drain on society.

This measure would solve multiple problems affecting America today:
1. the problem of gamer "culture"
2. the lack of a halfways-decent space program
3. violent crime (video games have been proven to correlate with violence)
4. net neutrality (gamers not downloading terabytes worth of hentai anymore = less strain on internet providers)
5. at least one terrorist movement (#gamergate) would be destroyed, maybe others as well
6. the economy (no gamers = greatly increased productivity)

Some other problems would be solved as well, but I have a limited amount of space.

In closing: there are literally no downsides.

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