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Put Balls in Chains!

Created by A.F. on March 05, 2012

"Balls in Chains" offers a new solution in the debate over contraception, replacing family planning with accountability. "Balls in Chains" would require sexually active men to have a very heavy iron ball chained to one leg as an inescapably public reminder of both their randiness and financial obligations to mother & child. Balls will stay in place until offspring finish college and may be removed earlier if agreed upon funds are secured. "Balls in Chains" significantly reduces the need for most women to seek abortions and allows the government to reclaim millions in health care, housing and education. Additionally, "Balls in Chains" will create green jobs in iron recycling, engineering, and manufacturing. It will make women smile- a lot! Folks in homosexual relations will be exempt.

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