THE JIG IS UP. We all know there was a conspiracy orchestrated by some students and faculty of Notre Dame to not put Bert in Mr. NDA . WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. We will put an end to this tyranny and prove once and for all that NOTRE DAME IS RAN BY SHAPESHIFTING ALIEN LIZARDS CONSPIRING AGAINST BERT!.
Look at this
2+2=4
4+4=8
8 sounds like ate
Bert ate a TURKEY CLUB the day of the elections
JUST LIKE THE CLUB ALL THE ALIEN LIZARDS AT NOTRE DAME ARE IN THAT RIGGED THE ELECTIONS!!
YOU CANT EXPLAIN THAT!!!!!
What do we want. JUSTICE. What does that entail? I don't know, but it will be miraculous. This is also totally not Bert writing this. If we SUCCEED Bert will get a fair election and We will prove that it was a conspiracy Orchestrated by Lizards. Also we should get free ice cream day