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Put Christopher Nolan in charge of the universe

Created by A.L. on March 05, 2013

It has come to my attention that this universe needs leadership. Leadership that gets things done. who better for that Job, than Christopher Nolan? the man is a legend! He took us into other peoples dreams. He documented the life of Leonard Shelby, BACKWARDS! he cloned Wolverine, and he resurrected the dark Knight from the grave of Schumacher.

some benefits of Nolan in charge: The world will be at equality and peace. He will allow us to learn Klingon in school. He will bring back Firefly in all it's glory! More students will receive their letter to Hogwarts. He will outlaw Nickle Back. But most of all, he will banish the Star Wars Prequels from existence and our memory

So vote to have Christopher Nolan put in charge of the universe!!!!

( Oh, and um, I want to be his assistant.)

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