Put Cory Collins on the $2 bill.

I am seeking nothing less than for my friend, co-worker, brother in Christ, and partner in crime, Cory Collins, to be placed on the $2. As you know, Thomas Jefferson is currently on the $2 bill, but Mr. Jefferson did not believe in the resurrection. Cory does. Mr. Jefferson is also rumored to have stopped the music, started the fire, and let the dogs out. Cory is innocent of any such terrible thing. In addition, Cory is "two" wonderful, "two" kind," and "two" handsome not to be on the $2 bill.