Whereas Sen. Dianne Feinstein, Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Sen. Frank Lautenberg, Sen. Joseph Lieberman, Sen. Barbara Boxer, and Anti-Defamation League national director Abraham Foxman have conspired to usurp the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution by advocating for un-American gun control, the undersigned hereby pray that President Obama send these individuals to a reeducation camp, at which they would be afforded the opportunity to concentrate on learning about freedom and the fundamental, natural law right to keep and bear arms.
In the alternative, we pray that President Obama compel these individuals to write an essay of six million words about the importance of respecting the rights and dignity of the American people.