put forth a law that requires every president to show America a televised display of jazz hands in their first year.

This is a major issue hitting our country. The Presidency is meant to be one of the highest powers a single person can achieve in this country, and the President must be a proper figurehead and representative of America. How are we to be expected to trust a representative that is not willing to express their elation of being elected via Jazz hands? If the president views this as being humiliating, a president who is not willing to be humiliated in any way is no president that America can trust. Jazz hands is also a good way to express the President's faith in the people of the United States. They must trust that the people love and respect the Jazz hands.