It is an outrage that we are so far behind Britain in the amount of knights we have. I propose that we remedy this horrible injustice by starting our own cool knight club as they clearly will not let us join theirs. Racist Bastards!!! That's what they are. For our first knight I propose our national hero and public Icon Fred (Mr.) Rogers, also joining his ranks should be Buzz Aldrin because he doesn't get the recognition he deserves, and President Taft because he seems to get a lot of bad rep for being too fat.
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