Put television hockey analyst Mike Milbury in a rocket and fire it into outer space.

Mike Milbury is an America TV hockey analyst and dangerous windbag. Mr Milbury's views run counter to all conventional wisdom, and have proven themselves to be nothing but destructive to the successful ambitions of any hockey team. In this case, young players all over America are poisoned by the nonsense espoused by Mr Milbury. The dangerous rhetoric broadcast across this great land several times a week must be stopped.
It is not only detrimental to American Hockey, but indeed, as the Canadian machine grows unchecked, a risk to our very national security. In any less serious scenario we could never advocate for the suspension of any persons first amendment rights, but the following citizens must make that leap and petition to have Mike Milbury put into a rocket and fired into outer space