Put Vincent Lafitte on the $2 Bill

We, the right thinking people of these United States of America demand immediate action to replace Thomas Jefferson on the $2 bill with Vincent Lafitte. For too long, we have lived oppressed by not having the face of a great American such as Vincent Lafitte on our least circulated currency denomination. The man responsible for landmark breakthroughs in the arts such as the ice weasel, the Vincent shuffle, and trademark phrases such as "Show me the old people" should be recognized at a national level for his accomplishments and contributions to this country. Sadly, no such national recognition has been offered. This outrage cannot stand and we must lead the world into a new enlightened age where all the people of the world unite in their recognition of Vincent Lafitte.