"We, the honorary citizens of the United States are duly concerned with the European crisis. We recognise that a healthy European economy is vital to an American economy. And we also believe that this crisis can be quickly resolved.
We, therefore call upon President Obama to intervene in Europe by.
-Invading Greece and forcing it to pay its debts
-Replace the Greek Government with a temporary military government and create the office of Debt Collector.
-We call upon President Obama to instate the highly qualified John Travolta to be debt collector