WHEREAS according to Bob Woodward, a reputable and trustworthy reporter who has an impeccable 40 year record, the Obama administration has explicitly threatened Mr. Woodward by stating that he "will regret doing this"; the "this" being providing his opinion and reporting facts relating to the sequestration.
Therefore, we the people and peasants who live in this land petition the almighty President to please have his people quit bullying Mr. Woodward for providing his opinion.