Rasor Bucks

We, the people of the International Fans of Cornel Rasor Facebook Group, are petitioning the governments of the United States & Canada, to place the cover photo of our International Fans of Cornel Rasor Facebook Group as the new face on both US and CAN $100 bills. This would be widely accepted amongst all Cornellians, and will allow us to grow our already vast user base. Furthermore, we encourage countries across the globe to use this photo on the highest bill of their currency as a sign of unification. Alternatively, we propose a single currency system that we like to refer to as Rasor Bucks. Rasor Bucks are impervious to inflation and counterfeiting, and can be printed on any 24-pin Epson dot-matrix printer. We urge President Obama to use his pen and his phone to simply make this hap