Under Mrs. Pao's guidance and leadership, Reddit AKA "the front page of the internet" evolved from a cesspit of misogyny, bigotry, dead may-mays, and Libertarianism into a secure region for individuals within the endless and hostile abyss of web-culture.
Without Mrs. Pao, we fear reddit will regress in both cultural and intellectual capacities; reasonable debate and discourse once a source of pride will undoubtedly be ruined. Worst of all: people who shitpost with advice animals and other regurgitated memes will still be allowed to live instead of being genocided like they ought to be for such flagrant faggetry.
So please, to all who read this: sign this petition and return Reddit into something respectable again.