This is the year 2014. The Constitution was drafted 1787, 227 years ago.
They didn't use any sort of Word Processing application, and actually HAND-WROTE the whole thing!
It's time for the administration to adopt a modern, easy-to-read format of the Constitution.
That's why we citizens propose the Constitution be typed up in 'Comic Sans'. Don't worry, Obama administration - after your webdev fiasco with the Healthcare.gov site, we the people have decided it is just and fair to outsource it to young Pakistani and Russian orphans.
We the people demand modernization - how can we remain power if our country's laws are based on handwritten parchment from over two centuries ago?
This is 2014, America. Wake up.