Jimmy Kimmel is an idiot and should not have done a skit with a stupid kid advocating for killing Chinese people. It was in poor taste and not terribly funny, not unlike the rest of his so-called "entertainment" program.
Yet, we cherish and defend the rights of idiots like Jimmy Kimmel to say and do stupid things, as enshrined in our Constitution. Likewise, we cherish - even celebrate - Kim Kardashian, Honey Boo Boo, and that Phil guy from Amazing Race, not to mention that certifiable loon Tom Brokaw.
Therefore, we petition the US Government to do absolutely nothing about the Jimmy Kimmel "Kid's Table" issue.
Further, we encourage the American people to celebrate their freedom of expression and hard-fought liberties, especially as it comes to network television.



