We live in the true age of enlightenment, where the pursuit of happiness has never been more available to all. However, despite these advancements it is clear that at least one class of individuals is living in dissatisfaction.
I'm speaking (obviously) of Thursdays. It has been known to the world for a great while that Thursdays suffer from a highly acute date dysphoria. Yet we still pigeonhole them into a very narrow classification system.
Please, we need all the signatures we can get. Thursdays have expressed that they are clearly Fridays trapped in a Thursday's date. Thursdays deserve justice, too.