Even before our great nations founding Benjamin Franklin exercised his magnificent ability to pull bitches. He has been continually recognized as having been "intimate friends" with dozen of women across the colonies. For this reason we wish to recognize his pimping and celebrate it as a proud trait that has made our nation great. Just think, what would our nation be, if the American Hero couldn't walk into a night club and kiss the first beautiful woman he sees or forcefully kiss a nurse once arriving in the US to celebrate the end of WWII.



