Recognize Brodinism as a Legitimate Religion, Allow Creatineism to be Taught in Schools, and Give Gyms Tax-Exempt Status

Brodinism has many devoted followers across the country who meet to worship in gyms and in home-made temples. As such, we demand that gyms be granted tax-exempt status and be considered as "charitable" organizations in the recognition that they bring great gains to their communities, and lessen the burden of government on health-care spending, and this exemption should extend to purchases of items important for Brodinist worship such as the sacraments of whey and BCAAs.Further, we demand that public schools "teach the controversy" by including the discussion of Creatinism as it is written in Gainesis of the Book of Brodin in discussions of origins. Finally, we demand that employers be required to accommodate the daily lifts to Brodin by his followers and their appointed meal schedules.