We wish for the worship of Nicolas Cage to be recognized as America's official religion. Nicolas Cage is most obviously our one true god, and must be worshiped by all of America (and hopefully the world), lest we are tortured by the Bees. Also, everybody needs to know how to spell Nicolas correctly. He has no need of mortal 'h's.
Thank you, and my our Lord guide you.
(You can view more information at http://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod.)