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Recognize the Human Sleeping Rights of Jack & Nikki, and condemn the sleeping habits of our 6 month-old Nora Rose.

Created by W.H. on November 17, 2012

Nora Rose is 6 and-a-half months old, and while she's doing better, she still insists on waking up at least once most nights. It's usually around 1AM, and/or 4AM.
This doesn't really work for us.
While we're at it, if you could pass a law to force her to be potty-trained by 7 months, and eat normal (cheap) foods, that would be awesome.
Since we're already shooting for the moon here, can you also pass yet another law (yeah, I know) that she is not allowed to date until she's out of the house, and that she'll completely understand the value of money at an early age, which is ironic in itself, since the current Administration doesn't seem to understand it.
Anywho, thanks a bunch!

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