Up-and-coming Let's Player (henceforth referred to as "LPer") Jeffrey "The Ji-Man" Jefferson is unable to go about his business and inform the masses of the J-Manese (not to be confused with "Japanese" or "Javanese") dialect of the English language due to the U.S. government's refusal to acknowledge it.
Without being able to use his native tongue, J-Man will be the last surviving individual who possesses mastery of J-Manese, and thus when he dies, so will the language.
As an entire dialect of the official language of the United States lies at stake, action must be taken to ensure everyone can bask in the knowledge of the ancient art form known to us as the J-Manese language.