IN WHICH the People recognize the superiority of Katy Perry's Beasts to all other Breasts in the History of Humanity.
IN WHICH the People seek to immortalize these Breasts in a place of National Repute and Natural Beauty comparable to the power of Katy Perry's Bosoms.
IN WHICH the People ask that the Katy Perry's Breasts be preserved for the Pleasure of Future Generations by carving them into Mount Rushmore, ensuring their appropriate place in Our Nation's History.
IN WHICH the People recognize the right of the Children of our Children to gaze upon a stone likeness of Katy Perry's Breasts and see the true power of God.
GOD BLESS AMERICA. AND KATY PERRY'S BREASTS.