It is a well known fact that this great country of ours contains within it many persons named "Tim". As a Tim, I wish to recognize the various achievements and personal qualities that make us such a great group of people.
An annual "Meeting Of The Tims" should be established on May 9, with appropriate funding from the government, to allow Tims from coast to coast to gather and celebrate our namesake.
We will discuss all manner of Tim culture, including but not limited to: nutrition, education, and the cancellation of Fox's "Firefly". The Mister Tim will then be elected, upon which all present Tims will chant: "Mis-ter Tim! Mis-ter Tim!". Mister Tim will be in charge of planning the next years activities, and become a liaison between the Tims of this great country and the US Government.